the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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