Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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