while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
