So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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