I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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