Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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