let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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