I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
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