He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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