i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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