New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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