It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
After last night, I could never be a politician.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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