Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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