There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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