i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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