guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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