just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
