Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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