No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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