i think my tv is drunk
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I have so many feelings about this burrito
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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