But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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