let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Randomize
