i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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