last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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