you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
