He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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