you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's shark week go big or go home
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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