Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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