Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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