Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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