Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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