I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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