She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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