Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
