What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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