You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
