dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Come see our sink grown plant.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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