Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
