16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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