My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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