We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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