Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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