At least make sure they are 18
Why
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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