I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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