just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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