ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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