are you still at the devil's house?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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