Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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