went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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