eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Let's get the cat blown out
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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