i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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