My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
