Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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